Laissez les bon temps rouler.

Welcome, Welcome to my cozy corner of the interwebs. I adore sequins, music so loud my ears bleed, glitter & fried pork chops. I loathe hot weather, housework & "budgets". Things I find charming (including the occasional photo of my bigass dog), I warmly submit herewith:

star wars meme: nine quotes [9/9]

(via loveliest-tragedy)

AVIATORS. DEAR GOD GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HOLD ONTO.

Like your face, for instance.

(Source: the-vedder-effect, via mirada-motherfucker)

witchsistah:

Danielle Brooks & Samira Wiley on Celebrity Girl Crushes

She said “TV titties.”

They are both just too gorgeous.

(Source: forevertween, via frakyourface)

allweseemtodoistalkaboutsex:

// saved my life //
Spoiler alert:  my sis got her Narcissa Malfoy dye job yesterday, in preparation for Tampa Bay Comic Con.  Stay tuned for complete Phab Family Cosplay photos.

HOW WILL I SURVIVE UNTIL THE 2nd?  I’m much too excited.

A song I wrote with Papa Phab:

Braces are paid off, braces are paid off, hi ho the mother fucking bank account rejoiceth, the braces are paid offffffffff.

stacelings:

mlb:

Jack White: Rock icon, baseball aficionado.

He would have to explain baseball to me in the same fashion. I wonder if she is embarrassed by her dad like the rest of us or if she knows he’s cool.

Aren’t all kids embarrassed by their parents?  I don’t feel I’m doing my job properly if my kids aren’t the slightest bit uncomfortable with me in public.

stacelings:

mlb:

Jack White: Rock icon, baseball aficionado.

He would have to explain baseball to me in the same fashion. I wonder if she is embarrassed by her dad like the rest of us or if she knows he’s cool.

Aren’t all kids embarrassed by their parents? I don’t feel I’m doing my job properly if my kids aren’t the slightest bit uncomfortable with me in public.

Every time I wake up, I picture the top gif and run for my toothbrush.

(Source: diablito666)