Braces are paid off, braces are paid off, hi ho the mother fucking bank account rejoiceth, the braces are paid offffffffff.
Jack White: Rock icon, baseball aficionado.
He would have to explain baseball to me in the same fashion. I wonder if she is embarrassed by her dad like the rest of us or if she knows he’s cool.
Aren’t all kids embarrassed by their parents? I don’t feel I’m doing my job properly if my kids aren’t the slightest bit uncomfortable with me in public.
Every time I wake up, I picture the top gif and run for my toothbrush.